Blessed by the Potato

Nikki made a cookie.

A big cookie.

A giant, beautiful cookie that deserves respect. And I will pay my respects, right now: that was a damned fine-looking cookie. But then the respects went too far: “Best cookie ever!!” Sam exclaimed. Hey, whoa there, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. It is a most excellent and large cookie, but, I told them, I hold the title to best cookie ever… unless this is a bake-off challenge?

“Bring it, beeyatch.” – Nikki.

The oven mitt has been thrown down, and the challenge is on! May the best cookie win!

My bork-bork-bork-fu is strong, and at the risk of falling into hubris, I think I’ve got this one in the bag. I’m going to be bringing my chocolate brownie cookies to this battle.

See you tomorrow.